Color: sizzurp (8%)
Created May 24, 2020, 4:21 p.m.
Yikes! You scared me. I'm Ari Waltzlater. It's true, I love vegan burgers. Some call me belligerent, others call me whimsical, but really, the best description for me is annoying. I once headbutted a vampire, it was glorious.