Color: parakeet (2%)
Created Sept. 6, 2018, 12:14 a.m.
Ooope. I'm Ari Ministerbutt. I'm trying to live my best life, eating fine cheeses and rearranging price tags at the supermarket. I feel bad for those poor fools who don't believe the reason we never find dead Bigfoots is because aliens take their bodies away. Later, I'm headed to play Battletoads.